I don’t normally write blog posts of this nature, but I would just like to reiterate that society’s gender norms are horrible. Imagine: some people are expected to go through life without ever wearing a knitwear dress. Now, if you’ve ever worn a knitwear dress yourself, you’ll understand the magnitude of this crime. How can we even maintain the pretense of equality when fully half the population lacks the sublime experience that is being enfolded by a soft, woven cloak of wool fibers? It makes a complete mockery of the claim that we are ‘civilized’ or ‘advanced’ when society at large cannot tolerate the thought of half its population publicly reveling in such exquisite garments.
I recently bought a new knitwear dress and now know a true happiness quite removed from the simple consumerist thrill of acquisition. I encourage you all to do the same.